Kelly Preston

[swanflake]

Since we don't have a "Celebrities By Association" forum, I guess I have to start a thread on her here.

Her no-career-having ass was on "Access Hollywood" yesterday again talking about the evils of psychiatry. When she was asked to explain how the Clams justify calling psychiatry fraudulant (fraudulent? whatever), she said something ridculous like "Well what would you call a profession that *has no tests* yet prescribes medication?" What the Hell?

She's so stupid. She's like the clammiest of the clams. And she's a *terrible* actress. The episodes of Joey where she guest starred were aired tonight, and she was so horrible. She was playing a really ditzy character, but she's too stupid herself to make ditziness look comedic, so she just came off boring and bland.

And what the Hell is going on at Neutrogena that they would actually hire this woman and put her in commericials? She doesn't even look good! She needs to take that microdermabrasion thingy and use it to grind down her teeth.

[monsterzero]

Preston's entire filmography on IMDB.

She's been constant but she's also not had a starring role in anything non-clam related. And yet I don't see a doctorate in medicine so all this bitching? Fuck her.

[realitybug]

The only movie I've seen of hers is "What a girl wants," and that is only because I have a massive crush on Colin Firth. Otherwise, that movie, and the rest of her movies...pieces of crap.

[tommytimp]

Shut up, Kelly Preston. Because Scientology does not, in fact, rock. It sucks. So, shut up.

[Deleted]

From IMDB:

Discovered by a fashion photographer when she was 16, he helped her get work in commercials and even set up for an audition for the Brooke Shields' role in The Blue Lagoon (1980). She didn't get the part because she was too sultry.

Sultry, my eye! She lacks any sort of sex appeal. Or, maybe she did before she became a Clam. I guess Scientology sucks the sex appeal out along with the common sense.

ETA:

She lived with Charlie Sheen from 1989-90. She was accidentally shot in their apartment in 1990.

Heh heh heh.

[indygirl]

I have to wonder about any woman goes from living with George Clooney to marrying John Travolta--and not even Urban Cowboy JT, but The Experts JT.

[swanflake]

She lived with Charlie Sheen from 1989-90. She was accidentally shot in their apartment in 1990.

Is it wrong that I started laughing so hard my eyes teared up when I read that? I still haven't stopped laughing!

I wonder what vitamins she used to treat that one!

[monsterzero]

Sultry, my eye! She lacks any sort of sex appeal. Or, maybe she did before she became a Clam. I guess Scientology sucks the sex appeal out along with the common sense.

Since her parents are Clams in high positions and 'sultry' is an odd word for a film that was downright erotic/sexually liberal, I think the IMDB might have some Clam members pumping up the ego falsely of Mrs. Preston here....you know, since my backhair has more estrogen than she does.

[bjones]

Shut up, Kelly Preston. Because Scientology does not, in fact, rock. It sucks. So, shut up.

LOL. I really want to make a T-shirt that says: Scientology sucks. So shut up.

[Sancho]

I firmly believe that, if you look in most dictionaries under the word "idiot", you will find a picture of Kelly Preston.