Kelly Preston

[jen808]

She's so vacant and dead-eyed. I'd actively dislike her if she appeared to have any actual backbone or a mind of her own. But she's so utterly bland and substance-free that hating on her is pointless.

[Yossarian]

She is bland and her mind has evidently been colonized by the clams but hating her is not pointless precisely because she is so reckless and ill-informed with her statements about psychiatry. If she was just spouting off in private that would be one thing, but this vapid robot gets to testify before congressional committees on the dangers of Ritalin according to Kelly and L. Ron. And I hate that.

But on to topics of less substance, I think Kelly had a boob job right around the time she had Ella. You know, the old "my boobs just sprouted after I had a baby ... and stayed that way long after I stopped breast feeding." Right. She now looks quite busty for someone with such a petite frame - and I seem to remember that she used to be fairly flat.

[Deleted]

Nah, she always had a nice rack.
Oh, and hee!.That hair!

[Hamatron]

Holy 80s perm, Batman!

Girl has some awesome fashion sense:

When prints should not mate into one outfit

Ditto

My eyes!


Clam mating ritual

[Deleted]

The "Clam mating ritual " picture is terrifying. It's like she's an anaconda, unhinging her jaw and trying to devour him.

[MrsCatHead]

She's trying to suck out his Thetan.

[mostlyharmless]

She's trying to suck out his Thetan.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[swanflake]

I think that is absolutely the grossest make out picture I have ever seen. Her upper lip looks like it's touching the side of his nose!